Archive for the ‘Ooops!!’ Category

Cannonball!

Monday, September 28th, 2009

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No, not the fun kind where you plunge into a swimming pool, raising a huge curtain of icy cold chlorinated water to splash down on your soon-to-be-ex-friends who were toasting nicely on their dry towels.

This is the kind of cannonball that gets launched from a cannon (imagine that). It seems that a Pennsylvania history buff accidentally fired a two-pound iron ball through a neighbor’s wall 400 yards away while he was testing a French and Indian War replica he had built. Friends, that’s the length of four football fields! Apparently the round ricocheted off the cannoneer’s lawn and smashed through the neighbor’s window before landing in a closet. Ooops!

(Fortunately no one was injured…)

Guess No One Noticed Moon Rock had Wood Grain

Friday, August 28th, 2009

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Alright students. Let’s kick off the new school year with a spot quiz!  Kids, what grows on the moon? Yes, Tina? Nothing? You’re correct! Nothing grows on the moon. So how come no one at Amsterdam’s national Rijksmuseum noticed until recently that the chunk of “moon rock” it has on display is actually petrified wood with distinct wood grain and everything?

Supposedly brought back to Earth by Apollo 11 astronauts, the object in question was allegedly presented to the Prime Minister of the Netherlands at the time, Willem Drees in 1969. The museum received the mineralized hunk of prehistoric tree upon Mr. Drees’ passing in 1988.

Needless to say, the curators at the Rijksmuseum are a bit red-faced at the gaffe. So now the question is, did our State Department pull a fast one when the stone was gifted? Were the astronauts holding back on the real stuff and slipped in a substitute thinking no one would notice? (If so, then it appears that the ruse worked for over 30 years.) Or was the moon at some point capable of sustaining life, hence the discovery of a “moon tree.” And if the moon did support life at one point, what the hell happened?!

And FYI, NASA has a display of simulated moon rocks that you can borrow for use in your classroom.  The Rijksmuseum is probably going to yank their moon page from their website, so here’s a flyer that was snagged from the site…just to prove that the hoax really was on exhibition.

Wonder Where He Kept the Bullets…

Monday, August 10th, 2009

Guards at the Harris County Jail in downtown Houston, TX are a bit red-faced after failing to intercept a 9mm pistol smuggled into the facilities last Monday. 500lb. inmate George Vera concealed the hand gun in rolls of body fat, which the deputies apparently failed to examine closely. Gives a whole new meaning to the term “body cavity search.”

Breakin’ Rocks to Watch TV!

Tuesday, July 21st, 2009

Scientific entrepreneurs may be among the most dangerous ones out there. Take AltaRock Energy, for example. It seems this start-up company received a $6.25 million grant for the U.S. Department of Energy (DOE) to fracture bedrock on federal land and inject water into the cracks. The result, underground steam that could be used to generate electricity to power our household appliances.

Great idea. WRONG PLACE! AltaRock wants to start hammering away just 72 miles north of San Francisco, in one of the most seismically active areas in the world. Now, the DOE is putting a hold on the project. Seems that AltaRock ‘forgot’ to mention on their grant application that a similar project was shut down by authorities in Basel, Switzerland when the experiment caused a series of earthquakes that shook that city repeatedly in 2006 and 2007. Ooops!

So, despite AltaRock officials’ assurances that more safeguards would be put into place than were used in Europe, DOE representatives are taking a “let’s think about this for a moment” moment. Perhaps Dr. Steven Chu and his minions should screen a great science fiction flick Crack in the World before going ahead with this one.  Or the DOE might end up being called D’oh!

“Hot for Teacher” Takes Whole New Meaning

Friday, July 10th, 2009

I sometimes wonder where people’s minds are when they pull blunders.  Like the elementary school teacher who sent a class memories DVD home with her students for the summer.  Seems that there was a six-second clip of her having sex on a couch in among the school plays and classroom activities footage.

How does that even happen? Was she using the same videotape cassette for school and her “after school” activities? Wouldn’t you have two cassettes—one for school and the other clearly marked “other”—to avoid just this very thing?

No word on whether the educator will be back in the fall. It would appear that she could benefit from learning some common sense while on break.