Archive for the ‘Ironic, isn't it?’ Category

Trusting the Toymaker?

Friday, August 28th, 2009

As you may recall, Mattel Toy Company, one of the world’s largest toy makers, has had its hands full in recent years what with the pesky problem of using paint chocked full of lead on more than 2 million toys manufactured overseas. (And lead, as we all know, makes paint shiny and all pretty. It can also cause irreversible brain damage if ingested by children, who tend to gnaw on just about anything given to them when they’re very young.)

So why is it that the Consumer Product Safety Commission recently granted Mattel special permission to use their own labs for testing instead of submitting their products to independent labs? And that’s not a rhetorical question.

According to Michael Green, executive director of the Center for Environmental Health, it’s ironic that the company that was a principal source of the problem of lead in children’s toys, and who had to pay a $2.3 million fine for violating the lead-paint ban enacted by the feds,  gets to police itself. Could it have anything to do with the $1 million Mattel spent last year on lobbying in the halls of Congress?  Hmmmm?

Preventing Cruelty to Animals Begins at Home

Thursday, August 27th, 2009
from image64.webshots.com

from image64.webshots.com

In one of those cruel, ironic twists, the CEO of the Richmond, VA chapter of the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals (SPCA) accidently killed her own dog in a freak accident.

Seems that the woman’s husband placed their 16-year-old blind and deaf dog Louie in the rear cargo area of her car. Robin Starr then drove the vehicle to her SPCA office where she works, unaware that Louie was riding in the back. When Ms. Starr returned to her car four hours later, she discovered Louie knock, knock, knocking on heaven’s door as the outside temperature had reached 91 degrees, and we all know that the interior temperature of a closed vehicle can soar much higher.

Despite the efforts of two vet clinics, Louie let this world for a better place.

Right Under the Cat’s Nose

Monday, August 3rd, 2009

So much for security measures. It seems that a  foreign visitor snuck into Great Britian last week—on board a bus filled with British border agents.

The illegal immigrant hid himself in a small space between the vehicle’s chassis and its fuel tank and rode through the “Chunnel” (Channel Tunnel) from France to Merry Olde England. Local Dover residents were surprised to see the man drop out from beneath the bus and onto the road (presumbably the bus had stopped or slowed) and called authorities. But the blighter scampered off before the local constables could respond.

Health Workers with Health Problems

Monday, July 13th, 2009

Don’t get me wrong. I’m in love with nurses…in a respectful, appreciative way only, please! (Doctors, not so much, but only because they don’t hang around patients a lot.)

Nurses are among the most overworked, underpaid, least appreciated workers out there. I know. I’ve watched them toil to keep my in-laws and  outlaws on the mend. Thanks to the relentless march of time, it seems that I’m spending more and more time visiting the “houses of healing.” Sometimes I’m a guest, but usually I’m a visitor. So I have uninterrupted encounters where I can observe the angels of mercy going about their appointed rounds. The patient (no pun intended) manner in which they attend to their charges. Inquiring if one is in pain. Does one need to go to the bathroom. What? You already went? In the bed? No problem, we’ll take care of it immediately. With a smile.

Yes, I do admire nurses. But many of them concern me. Because what I see is an alarming number of these highly trained professionals walking about in size XXXL scrubs. Perhaps it’s the high stress environment where all the customers are hurting, complaining, and sometimes being nothing more than a total pain in the a**. Could it be that our angels seek too much solace in comfort food? Or maybe it’s from all the doughnuts, candy and other treats grateful patients drop off at the break room to convey their thanks for being so well taken care of. Regardless, it’s astounding to me the number of healthcare workers who are overweight, when they see on a daily basis the consequences of porting around excess tonnage.

Don’t believe me? Visit several Web sites for hospitals and look at staff photos–especially group portraits. I think you’ll be astounded like I was at the majority of nurses and staff who are lugging around extra weight. In one photo of 10 people I saw seven individuals with weight problems. In another photo it was two out of three. It’s ironic, sort of like the old advertising for cigarettes that used doctors as spokespersons.

Nurses everywhere…I love you and appreciate what you do. Please take care of yourself. We need you.

Nuclear Reactor Pops Fuse

Wednesday, July 8th, 2009

Pacific Gas & Electric says it doesn’t know why a fuse blew on one of its Diablo Canyon nuclear reactors the other day. As a result, the reactor shut itself down until Vince the maintenance guy can find the short. Kind of ironic…a 9,000 gigawatt power plant popping a fuse. I hope Home Depot has the replacement part!

Damned If You Do…

Monday, May 11th, 2009

California’s fire season (which arrives earlier each year, it seems) got off to a roaring start last Tuesday when persons unknown are believed to have inadvertently started the Jesusita Fire in Santa Barbara  while clearing brush—in order to prevent wildfires. Kinda ironic, but it’s not like we haven’t seen it before, only usually it’s a government fire agency staging a “controlled” burn during ill-advised weather conditions that causes the conflagration. ‘Nuff said!

Saturn Guy to Get Pink Slip?

Monday, May 4th, 2009

I’m sure by now you’ve seen the series of commercials for the Saturn Car Company with the pleasant looking gentleman in the iridescent green shirt relating to us all the great things Saturn has to offer customers–one of them being that if you should lose your job, Saturn will make your payments for up to 9 months (perhaps I wasn’t paying attention to the small print, but do those 9 payments get tacked onto the end of your loan, or is the money gratis from Saturn?).

So now that it appears that General Motors will be culling Saturn from the herd along with Hummer, does that mean he’ll be getting help with his Saturn payments? According to GM’s official “Total Confidence” website…no. Because he’s a GM employee.

Miss California–for marriage or agin’ it?

Friday, May 1st, 2009

Today’s edition of the San Diego Union Tribune reports that Carrie Prejean (Miss California 2009) has flown off to D.C. to work with the National Organization for Marriage to encourage lawmakers to “protect marriage.” Protect it from what?

If marriage is something that “is very dear to my heart” as she states, why is she working against a part of our society that aches to be married? What does she fear? I’ve seen gay couples that are happier, more devoted and more productive than so-called “normal” pairs that bicker and snipe at one another until they either divorce or kill one another.

Everyone’s entitled to their opinions, I suppose. Still, if Ms. Prejean is so concerned about marriage being a viable entity, perhaps she and the National Organization for Marriage could strive to develop useful tools that would enable couples to stay together instead of trying to prevent those who want to get married from doing so. ‘Nuff said!