Posts Tagged ‘Apollo 11’

Guess No One Noticed Moon Rock had Wood Grain

Friday, August 28th, 2009

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Alright students. Let’s kick off the new school year with a spot quiz!  Kids, what grows on the moon? Yes, Tina? Nothing? You’re correct! Nothing grows on the moon. So how come no one at Amsterdam’s national Rijksmuseum noticed until recently that the chunk of “moon rock” it has on display is actually petrified wood with distinct wood grain and everything?

Supposedly brought back to Earth by Apollo 11 astronauts, the object in question was allegedly presented to the Prime Minister of the Netherlands at the time, Willem Drees in 1969. The museum received the mineralized hunk of prehistoric tree upon Mr. Drees’ passing in 1988.

Needless to say, the curators at the Rijksmuseum are a bit red-faced at the gaffe. So now the question is, did our State Department pull a fast one when the stone was gifted? Were the astronauts holding back on the real stuff and slipped in a substitute thinking no one would notice? (If so, then it appears that the ruse worked for over 30 years.) Or was the moon at some point capable of sustaining life, hence the discovery of a “moon tree.” And if the moon did support life at one point, what the hell happened?!

And FYI, NASA has a display of simulated moon rocks that you can borrow for use in your classroom.  The Rijksmuseum is probably going to yank their moon page from their website, so here’s a flyer that was snagged from the site…just to prove that the hoax really was on exhibition.

Crapwars

Tuesday, July 21st, 2009

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Crapwars, nothing but Crapwars. It’s a pile of crapppp…among the stars!

Well, we’ve just finished celebrating the 40th Anniversary of landing on the moon. Incredible when you think about it. And still our space cowboys are plagued by faulty equipment. (In case you weren’t aware, the first moon landing nearly ended in disaster when the switch that was to fire the rocket and lift them from the surface and back into orbit got busted. Using their brains, Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin figured out that they could jam a pen into the switch and get it to work. Pheewww! Close one!)

And now, four decades later, our stellar explorers have to wrestle with a faulty toilet aboard the International Space Station. (That’s one black hole I’m certain everyone up there is hoping to avoid.) The astronuts will all have to share the one working toilet on the Space Shuttle. Better lay off the burritos, boys, at least until the Rotor Rooter Man can get up there!