Here’s one for the books:
A jackass (the two-legged kind) in Phoenix driving his BMW hits and kills a bicyclist shortly after midnight on August 8. Later the same day, this driver has the balls to take his ride to a local car dealership and try and ditch the vehicle under the “Cash for Clunkers” program.
Does this look like a bicyclist to you?
So, not only does he commit a Class 1 felony, he tries to get the rest of us taxpayers to help him buy a new car so that he can evade punishment. Are you kidding?
This clown allegedly told the car salesperson that his trade-in sustained damage after hitting a pig-like mammal called a javelina, a creature common to the Arizona region. Fortunately for Lady Justice, someone tipped off the police and they arrested the bastard. Not only should he be charged with vehicular manslaughter, the authorities should also tack on leaving the scene of an accident (hit-and-run), tampering with evidence, concealing evidence, and attempted fraud.