According to Senator John Ensign (R-NV) anyway.
Sure, he copped to cheating on his wife and shacking up with his former campaign aide, Cynthia Hampton. But at least he’s not a liar like that no-good Bill Clinton. At least John admits that he is seriously lacking in the decent morals department (remind me again why is he a senator). But Bill Clinton…, he got impeached for lying to the United States about having an affair. (Yeah, impeached but not convicted.)
John, I have to admit, you’re getting good coaching from someone. Deflecting the spotlight from your own sordid life by shining it at someone who’s been a private citizen for over eight years. Even if he did screw around, I’d still trust Bill over you any day.
Man, guys like you get me steamed!